MOTET - D.I.Y. HINTS

. 1) Get us in bulk and STOP THAT DRAFT!! YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!!

Put Motet in your letterbox:-no more drafts,no more junkmail,no more friends,and no more Motet.

2) Lost your false teeth? No problem. Fix it with Motet. You'll be surprised how natural they look.

Implant playback heads in your ears and be your own walkman.

3) Find it hard to draw lines in the grime? Great. Just get rid of those fiddley hands and screw in the patent Motet Cassesmackers.

Impress your friends with how you clap.

Stop biting those nails,and leave that nose alone.

No more drawing round boring old fingers - box shapes are IT.

Great for contraception,worm watching,gravel sledging and bugle hopping.

In the near future(hopefully with your hands on input),more d.i.y. uses will come to light.Full technical details will be given where it's obvious you are too dense to appreciate the mechanisms involved.